There once was a man from BombayBombay was the older name for city currently known as Mumbai
who wore on his head a toupee.
He thought that he might
give friends a delight
and remove his toupee for a day.
There once was a man from Nantucket
who wore on his head a large bucket.
Rather than jeer
He gave friends a reason to cheer
and fill it up with rockets.
There once was a man from Kentucky
whose rabbit foot made himself feel lucky.
His friends thought that they might
give their friend some insight
So they stole his foot and he got hit with a trucky.